Monday, March 31, 2008

Another blow to my ego


All hail!
So the other day I was shopping at the Goodwill (they have great plus size stuff for us bigger gals) and found one of my old movies for sale at the store.
How should I feel about this? Glad that someone once owned it or sad because they turned it in to be resold? My little green face burned with embarrassment as I left the store (without the stylish mumu I had wanted to purchase, it's chilly in Morro Bay in the mornings!)
To be cast off... this is a sad thing. I feel like a Fall Out Boy record in the used cd bin.
Also haven't seen much of the Bater lately. He needs to come home and infuse the double wide mansion with some cash. Perky is nearly out of smokes.
Time to go hide my shamed face,
Godzilla

Friday, March 28, 2008

this cat is a snob

Humorous Pictures
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Just so you know Legions of the Bater, Godzilla also licks her own tail and would totally drink this stuff.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

HA!

Humorous Pictures
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Happy Birthday to the Bater

All hail!

Today is the Bater's birthday so I decided to throw him a party. I bought:



And some of this:



And then some of this:



Then I invited these girls:



So I think my Bater will have a good night. And I might get out of the house myself. Or get to make out with those girls when he's done with them. Either way, Score for me, Godzilla, International Party Planner.

Cheers!
Godzilla

Thursday, March 13, 2008

damn right sobe!


RESPEK THE LIZARD!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

this is one of my arts and crafts projects

All Hail!


In rehab, I, Godzilla International Superstar was forced to do arts and crafts. So I made this.




It is a diorama of my favorite Mexican strip bar! However my therepist was not amused and I got my smoking priviledges taken away for a week. How dare they ignore the art of my vision.

Rehab is an outrage!

Godzilla

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

the return of godzilla

All Hail,

It is I, Godzilla! I have returned!

You see, Godzilla was recently sent to rehab! And I have many stories to tell about my adventures that got me sent there even though I said no no no.

But being an international jet setting rehabbed starlet has me very tired today so I will have to get back to you tomorrow about all of my jaunts around the world.

Ciao Bellas!
Godzilla