My one Valentine's Day card

All Hail!

I got a Valentine's Day card today from one of our readers. Strangely enough his name was Bristan. He says he has been an admirer of mine for some time and thinks that I may have been kidnapped by his evil twin who he was seperated from at birth to save his life. Some day I hope to meet this dashing Bristan and run away with him!

Bristan! I love you! Happy Valentines Day!
Godzilla