but wait i can explain

So last night The Bater was of course out on the town again and left Perky and I to our own devices. Which is probably how I ended up naked and loaded in the yard holding pinwheel while Perky took pictures of me.

It was her fault we got drunk in the first place. She snuck into the cabinet and got into The Bater's personal martini glass collection. Only The Bater has a glass big enough for me to drink out of!

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After drinking nearly all the gin and crank calling all the neighbors, Perky shoved me out into the yard with a pinwheel and a remix of I WILL SURVIVE. Needless to say the photo of me holding the pinwheel isn't the most embarrassing, but she promises not to post the rest of them if I don't tell The Bater who popped in his sock drawer.... Whoops.

Time to nuke the camera,
Godzilla