The Big one has some 'splaining to do

All hail, Legions of the Bater!

If this girl is any of you, please come back to the Bater's double wide mansion. Not only did you leave feathers all over the house, I am pretty sure that even though the Bater has an amazing appetite for booze and the like, I'm pretty sure you drank your fair share of my sake. Not cool.

I, Godzilla, International Super Duper Star does not have to clean up after filthy Mardi Gras harlots! I will not tolerate this abuse! There are BEADS EVERY WHERE. The vaccum cleaner is wrecked thanks to your inconsiderate ass. And if I don't get these Hurricane stains out of the shag carpet before the Bater comes home from Mass today I am so busted.

So yes, Dear Readers, if you are this Fan Girl or you know her, please point her in my direction. Either get your skanky ass back here and help me clean up or FACE MY WRATH!

Please,
Godzilla