All Hail Readers!
As I, Godzilla International Supermodel and ex Ninja Assasin am also Godzilla, Queen of the Internets, I like to be up on all the latest memes out there. I am hip with the tubez as they are my only contact with the outside world except The Tristan and television. So when someone sent me this link http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I had to go at once to find out how many five year olds I could take in a fight.
You might see my results there at 25. This idiotic website didn't have anything to check to show that I have nuclear fire breath though or that I'm about 30 feet tall. Or THAT I'M A GIANT MONSTER WHO WRECKS THINGS! Clearly this website was designed for stupid humans and I find it offensive. I'd sue for discrimination against nuclear lizards but frankly The Bater has taken my phone priviledges away again and I can't call my lawyer. I actually can't afford a lawyer either since I'm a house slave with no money.
Either way this website is a crock. Go take the test and tell me how many five year olds you can take in a fight! I bet I still could take more!
1 comments:
I can take on 32 Godzilla, I'm better than you in yet another way.
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