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All Hail Legions of the The Bater!

Faithful reader Marcy just sent in this photo she found of yours truly, Godzilla, International Superstar, getting my star on the walk of fame in Hollywood.

I am most grateful since I don't remember anything about that day except waking up in a puddle of my own vomit in a dumpster behind the Cat and Fiddle sometime after 3am. Of course I'd been robbed and had no ID on me at the time. The police were not amused and did not in fact "KNOW WHO I WAS!"

Anyway, I digress.

Thank you Marcy, for sending me this photo and bringing me a piece of my once awesome life to treasure.

Currently I am thinking of suing the people making this Cloverfield movie. This is obviously another attempt to capitalize on what I do best: BE A GIANT MONSTER THAT DESTROYS THINGS. My agent should've been all over this! I mean would have if I hadn't eaten him years ago.

Anyway I, Godzilla International Superstar of Stage and Screen will be boycotting this movie. It looks like the Blair Witch of Giant Monster movies so I'm not spending my money on it.

Not to mention I'm still grounded for burning the house down.

Cheers!
Godzilla