SQUEEEEEE!

All Hail Legions of the Bater!

Yesterday I got some amazing news from the interwebz. It seems my boyband crushes of my youth are getting back together! There are rumblings of a New Kids on the Block reuinion!

SQUEEEEE!

You see when I was a young starlet in Japan I wanted nothing more to meet these boys!

My manager tried to set it up because let's face it, young musicians LOVE actresses, especially ones that are of my level of fame! But it never came to be because Danny, the Ugly One was allergic to Nuclear Lizards! Can you imagine? Who has such an allergy? We're quite dander-free! I think he was just scared, but he didn't have anything to worry about, I didn't have my eyes set on him!

I had his doll, but I ate it after they refused to meet me.!

My friends tried to console me with other NKOTB related goodies.

The Christmas album brought me no joy! I am Jewish after all.

And this comic book? Not funny!
The sleeping bag was perhaps the cruelest trick of all. I could sleep next to my crushes but I could not meet them, no matter how famous I was. Life can be cruel for a giant nuclear lizard.

I am hoping this time to meet them by exploiting my down on my luck hard times story of how I came to live with The Tristan. I mean they have to feel SORRY for me now, I'm a slave! Hanging out with me would be like charity. And maybe if I'm lucky Donnie, The BAD one will adopt me!

Swoon,

Godzilla