my life is stupid

All Hail Legions of the Tristan,

It is I, Godzilla blogging again from the Nuclear Lizard dog house. I'm STILL in trouble for burning down the Bater's house while he was away on vacation. Personally I think he might have rigged the whole thing to happen and was planning my punishment then entire time he was gone. I mean I don't remember blowing up the house and he definately didn't bring me any souveniers from the Carribiean.

As you can see I've been busy mowing the lawn and I'm back on barf duty. The Bater drinks and barfs and I clean it up. Needless to say this happens all day every day and my life sucks as a result.

I'd start drinking too but he's changed the key to the liquor cabinet again. I am back to not caring if I win his affections back honestly and hope he chokes on his own puke.

I mean I love The Tristan and wish to be the center of his life once again. Forgive me Bater!

Gotta mow the lawn again,

Godzilla