It turns out that I, Godzilla, slave of The Bater, am totally internet famous! Look at me ! I was on http://www.stuffonmycat.com/!

It's okay to be jealous. I would be too if I wasn't already the most awesome nuclear lizard EVAH!!!!
This is a good thing! Perhaps it will convince The Bater to let me back into the house as he has banished me to a tent in the backyard after we burned down the double wide mansion.

Lucky for the Bater, the best part of manufactured homes is you can get a new one delivered very quickly! I can not believe the advances you American people have made in homemaking! He just called the 1-800 number on the charred wreckage of our home and WHAM! new house.
It's pretty cold in Morro Bay at night so I am hoping that soon I will be let back into the house.
Brrrrr.... defrost me!
Godzilla

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