I am going to die

All hail future Mourners of the Great Godzilla,

I should know by now not to listen to Perky and the damn cat but as all teens are apt to do when their masters are away, we threw a party.

And really everyone came....

This guy was the first to show up. I swear he got here like this.
Perky's girlfriend Mimi can not hold her liquor to save her life. You should've seen the barf puddle that girl left. She gave my nuclear lizard fire breath a run for it's money!
I invited Batman. When we used to party together back in the day he was much more capable of holding his Sake! If I had known he'd pass out in the backyard, I would've gone with my first pick, Superman!

I think this is one of the Twins from the radio station. I don't know for sure though. All I know is he drank all the So-Co and it made me angry!

This is Perky's Irish uncle Colin. He made one too many carbombs and the next thing I knew it was like the IRA had stormed the house.

Needless to say when The Tristan sees what became of the house, we are all very dead. Hopefully he'll kill Perky first though, because I have a request for Duck L'Orange as my last meal.

Pass the hose,

Godzilla

p.s. OH @#k! I forgot about this! He actually told us not to burn the house down! Crap.