All Hail!You see this cat? This is what I, Godzilla, International... awww I just don't care! This is what I look like today only less furry. Perky got me into trouble by feeding me visine so I got sick. And The Bater doesn't allow me to be sick because he has needs or something I could care less about.
The Bater hardly feeds us any more. He never brings home fresh booze and the house is without heat because he's mean and cheap! Perky manages to run down to the liquor store and trade her duck favors for gin for us. But it's always the cheap stuff. (What do you expect with that filthy harlot?)
I'd go on strike again or run away but frankly The Tristan wouldn't even care right now. He's neglecting his slaves. I'd report him but really, is there a National Slave Protection Society now? No!
Godzilla is depressed. I'm wet and cold because I have to sleep outside again until the Bater thinks I can come in. Even my nuclear fire breath is failing me.
Anyone want to adopt a depressed giant nuclear lizard?
Godzilla
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