I'm pretty sure Tristan is the Devil

All Hail Joyless Bags of Flesh!

It is I, Godzilla, Former International Superstar and I have come to a startling realization: The Tristan is actually The Devil.

Behold this photo taken at the Christmas party for The New Rock! Evidence is all over it!

1-Evil grin. Only someone up to no good at all would smile like this.

2-Visable Chest hair! He will use the "OH I'M ITALIAN" excuse here, but only gansters and devils go out with their chest hair blinging everywhere.

3-Speaking of bling, THE MAN HAS A BRACELET ON!

4-Much sweating: This is only proof that The Tristan was drinking everything in sight, and not getting drunk, another symptom of being PURE EVILE

5-last but not least: Look at his young capitive in this photo! Nice people don't take hostages!

No one ever believes me, but The Tristan = Evil. I should know, I live in his basement.

Rescue me?

Godzilla

p.s. I'm not just bitter because he forgot me in the car AGAIN the night of the party either.