All Hail!!

It is I, Godzilla the former International Superstar of Stage and Screen!

I have been on vacation for the past couple of weeks because my Master (bater) finally agreed that I needed a break. It could've had something to do with threatening to eat his stupid box shaped car but I don't know. Maybe he finally had a change of mind.

During my downtime I went to Japan to see my family. Okay that's not true, The Bater would not allow such things. I actually went out for sushi. Wait no that didn't happen either. I actually did not go any where.

I did however catch up on some television watching and realize that now more than ever televisions executives need to hire me. I am already a trained actor and writer who does everything for free as it is. I don't need a contract, just give me a show! Even if it's DANCING WITH GODZILLA.

That might be funky fresh as you American peoples say...

I have no idea why I just said that. Too much television, not enough sake. I'll be back in full force starting this week with all of my cheeky antics very soon.

All My Love,
Godzilla