Saturday, July 26, 2008

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


All hail!

It is I, Godzilla and I have a new sushi roll for you to try! ONE NAMED AFTER ME!

Gorgeous yes? I found this recipe at Sushi Day!

This is a very simple roll, but still interesting due to the flavors of the teriyaki sauce and hot sauce. You can also use hoisin sauce in place of the teriyaki sauce if you don’t have any teriyaki sauce, and it will still taste good!

Only one more week of school left of the winter quarter… and then finals! Bleh. Time seems to be going by so quickly nowadays… I’ll have graduated before you know it! I think it’s partially because I am so busy these days - I have classes to study for, homework to do, sushi to make, posts to write, a website to make for my mom ( ) and Son to take care of! I’m not complaining, because I enjoy it all, but still… it’s a lot to do!

Makes 12 rolls, or 36-48 slices.



6 sheets nori
3 cups sumeshi
12 pieces tempura shrimp
teriyaki sauce
hot sauce

Cooking Directions

Cook sushi rice.

Bake tempura shrimp as directed on the package. I used this tempura shrimp, but I’m sure other types, or even homemade tempura shrimp will work just fine. You can also fry the tempura shrimp if you choose, but baking it is healthier, and you can prepare other things (such as the sumeshi) while it’s baking.

Cut tails off the tempura shrimp.

Slice tempura shrimp in half lengthwise.

Roll the sushi inside-out, using 1/2 a sheet of nori instead of a whole sheet, and 2 slices of tempura shrimp (one whole shrimp) as your filling.
Drizzle teriyaki sauce over the roll, and squeeze a stripe of hot sauce along the roll.



Thank you for that wonderful idea! I should go make myself a Godzilla Roll right now, but I can't because the Bater has left Perky and I without food again. However there is plenty of Gin.




All Hail!

Yes I like the idea of hiring monkeys to write the Bater's blog. In fact if you are a monkey reading this colum please send me your resume at

In other news the Bater went to see the Bouncing Souls last night and Bell has some terrible pictures of it on her blog here.

Off to buy bananas,

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I can not contain my girlish excitement

All Hail!

It seems as though the rumors are true about my beloved New Kids on the Block getting back together! They have released their first group photo in fifteen years!

My boyfriends are due on the Today show this Friday to hopefully announce a reunion! I Godzilla, International Super Fan will be waiting breathlessly by the television in my acid washed jacket and Blossom hat* swilling the Bater's gin in anticipation!

See you there! Like totally!


*Blossom Hat=

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I'm awesome.

It's just like cup says people. I'm a pimp. This has really cheered me up!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Another blow to my ego

All hail!
So the other day I was shopping at the Goodwill (they have great plus size stuff for us bigger gals) and found one of my old movies for sale at the store.
How should I feel about this? Glad that someone once owned it or sad because they turned it in to be resold? My little green face burned with embarrassment as I left the store (without the stylish mumu I had wanted to purchase, it's chilly in Morro Bay in the mornings!)
To be cast off... this is a sad thing. I feel like a Fall Out Boy record in the used cd bin.
Also haven't seen much of the Bater lately. He needs to come home and infuse the double wide mansion with some cash. Perky is nearly out of smokes.
Time to go hide my shamed face,

Friday, March 28, 2008

this cat is a snob

Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics

Just so you know Legions of the Bater, Godzilla also licks her own tail and would totally drink this stuff.